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I'm not much of a golfer.
In fact, I'm not a golfer at all, having finally ditched my bag of sorry clubs a few years ago.
The only golfing adventure I've had since then involved trying to get the ball through a windmill's blades or into the kangaroo's pouch at Pedro's Putt-Putt Paradise.
I also don't watch the sport, having made the wife promise to shoot me, should she ever find me perched in front of the Golf Channel. It is a promise she does not take lightly.
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