I love Kentucky basketball. In fact, there's nothing I'd like to seem more than the 'Cats cutting down the net following their NCAA final win on Monday night.
Picture this. You're enjoying a nice meal at home when your wife tells you: "I got an offer from Joe Schmedlap to run off with him. He's got to work out the details. If he does, I'm out of here. If not, I'm happy to stay with you, Puddin'.