I enjoy walking around town. What I don’t particularly enjoy are the near-misses that I endure at the hands of automobile drivers. Seems some folk haven’t been told that “pedestrian zone” does NOT mean a place in which you target pedestrians.
I recently received promo materials for the Clicker, a device that combines a universal remote with a bottle opener. It’s catch phrase reads: “Leaving the couch to open your beer is so 2010.”