Today's Sports

  Picture this.  You're enjoying a nice meal at home when your wife tells you:  "I got an offer from Joe Schmedlap to run off with him.  He's got to work out the details.  If he does, I'm out of here.  If not, I'm happy to stay with you, Puddin'.

  The Staunton River boys flexed some muscle in taking a second-straight Blue Ridge District indoor track championship.

  There'll be no placard for the wall this year.  That signage, showing who's the top team in Blue Ridge wrestling this year, will be hung in the gym at Northside.

  The Region III meet in the can, local poolsters now turn their sights toward Charlottesville.